马斯克言论档案

😂 We will do our best to help from America!

😂 我们会尽力从美国提供帮助！

Starlink bringing connectivity to farmers!

Starlink 为农民带来网络连接！

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but how did they get in there??

换一个灯泡需要几只苍蝇？ 两只，但它们是怎么进去的？？

Me: How many radical leftists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Radical leftists: That’s not funny 😡 Me: 🤣

我：换一个灯泡需要几个激进左派？ 激进左派：这不好笑 😡 我：🤣

When I see the troll emoji 🧌, it’s like looking in the mirror

当我看到巨魔表情 🧌，就像照镜子一样

Would be helpful to understand exactly what crimes we are talking about here

搞清楚我们到底在说什么罪行会有帮助

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 FREE AMERICA!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 解放美国！！！🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Cut the millions of strings of negative regulations to free the giant that is America!

砍掉数百万条负面监管的束缚，释放美国这个巨人！

Don’t say Hess to Nazi accusations! Some people will Goebbels anything down! Stop Gőring your enemies! His pronouns would’ve been He/Himmler! Bet you did nazi that coming 😂

别对纳粹指控说「Hess」！ 有些人什么都能「Goebbels」掉！ 别再「Gőring」你的敌人了！ 他的代词本该是 He/Himmler！ 打赌你没「nazi」这一出 😂

Fraudulent behavior is cause for termination

欺诈行为是解雇的理由

Very important to vote Republican for the Wisconsin Supreme Court to prevent voting fraud!

威斯康星州最高法院选举一定要投共和党，防止投票舞弊！

On the other hand, Satya definitely does have the money

不过话说回来，Satya 确实有钱

Altman literally testified to Congress that he wouldn’t get OpenAI compensation and now he wants 10 billion! What a liar.

Altman 明明在国会作证说他不会拿 OpenAI 的报酬，现在却想要 100 亿！真是个骗子。

The radical leftists are really upset that they had to take time out of their busy day praising Hamas to call me a Nazi

激进左派真的气坏了，他们不得不从忙着赞美哈马斯的日程里抽时间来骂我是纳粹

😂 https://t.co/jOSSp2SzHY

😂 https://t.co/jOSSp2SzHY

The cure is being administered

解药正在施予

Almost 5 billion text impressions and now approaching 700 million video views!

接近50亿次文字曝光，现在视频观看量也逼近7亿！

I was honored to be in the Oval Office tonight when signed this

今晚签署这项法案时我荣幸地在椭圆形办公室

We should expand consciousness to the stars, so that we may better understand the wonders of creation!

我们应当把意识扩展到星辰之间，这样我们才能更好地理解造物的奇妙！

The numbers are crystal clear

数字清清楚楚

Defund Wikipedia until balance is restored!

在平衡恢复之前，断掉维基百科的资金！

Since legacy media propaganda is considered a “valid” source by Wikipedia, it naturally simply becomes an extension of legacy media propaganda!

既然维基百科把传统媒体的宣传当作“有效”来源，那它自然就沦为传统媒体宣传的延伸了！

The Falcon has landed 400 times

猎鹰已经着陆400次了

The legacy media is pure propaganda. You are the media now.

传统媒体就是纯粹的宣传机器。 现在你们才是媒体。

Stupidity in the limit is indistinguishable from malice

愚蠢到了极致，就与恶意无从区分

Pretending to work while taking money from taxpayers is no longer acceptable

一边假装工作一边从纳税人手里拿钱，这再也说不过去了

MEGA, MEGA, MEGA!!! Back to common sense.

MEGA，MEGA，MEGA！！！ 回归常识。

Can someone start a lawsuit counter? How long until we hit triple digits? 🤣🤣

谁能开个诉讼计数器？ 还要多久才能到三位数？🤣🤣

Undermining the US military and border security to spend money on racist/sexist DEI nonsense is no longer acceptable

为了把钱花在种族主义/性别歧视的DEI胡扯上而削弱美国军队和边境安全，这不再可接受

And some government buildings, including in DC, have been taken over by squatters, while taxpayers continue to pay for the upkeep!

而且一些政府大楼，包括华盛顿特区的，已被占屋者占据，而纳税人还在继续为维护买单！